I have eared 5,000 stars: Proclaimers parody song lyrics
01 Oct 2026
Here are the lyrics for my 99-seconds song including the verse I didn’t have time for. Thank you to everyone who clapped along and joined in the chorus.
When I wake up. Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man to check out MoT
When I wake up. Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man to check out MoT
When I go out. Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be at the Leeds Chapter of MoT
If I get drunk. Well I know I’m gonna have, I’m gonna have all the MoTaverse with me
If I earn stars. Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be awarding them to you too
Well I have earned 5,000 stars, and I will give 5,000 more
Just to be a man that gives back to the community that I adore
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
When I’m lonely. Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be a man that’s with the MoTaverse
When I’m dreaming. Well I know I’m gonna dream, I’m gonna dream about ideas to share with you
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Ady Stokes
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MoT Ambassador. Currently semi-retired and freelancing. I am, amongst other things, a writer, speaker, and accessibility advocate. Leeds Chapter Lead. MoT Certs curator and article editor for WonderProxy. Testing wisdom, friendly, testing songs and poems. Great minds think differently. STEC and SQEC Certified. Struggling to write a book about testing mindsets and thinking's application in software development.
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Helen T
This was brilliant!
Ady Stokes
Thank you
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