We Will Test You (music by Queen; lyrics by Ady Stokes)

From my TestBash Essentials talk on the Periodic Table of Testing, I was very brave and performed a testing parody of Queen's iconic We Will Rock You. Memorable for several things. I changed the lyrics to simplify them and forgot to update my slide, d'oh! So that put people off joining in. Gwen messing up the rhythm a bit and putting me off, lol. Also, it was the first time I told anyone I had a book idea for when I retire, which I'm researching and writing a bit now.

We Will Test You  

Buddy you’re a visual heuristic 

Describing the breadth of the testing universe 

You got elements in place 

Paths you can trace 

It’s something you can use all over the place, Singin’ 

We will we will test you (come on)

We will we will test you

Buddy you have different elements 

Covering how you can test all the things  

You now have a place 

You can embrace

You can use this table all over the place 

We will we will test you (with the periodic table!)

We will we will test you 

Buddy you can scope your projects 

Listing all the things that you want to test someday 

No mud on your face 

It’s no disgrace 

To help you test the things, give it pride of place 

We will we will test you

We will we will test you